I will say this once, and I'll say only once. King Onyx...IS A MORON. For passing up hot bootylicous Magma Elementals. Gwendolyne's cute, nothing more. HE was ruler of an ENTIRE race of these babes, and he was the only male. DO the math you reject.
Whoa, now that I think about it. I love this picture not only cause it's awesomeness but because it's the title of one of my favorite songs by Snake River Conspiracy. xD